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Fireworks Fiasco Foils Naruto [DONE]

2008/07/04

DB is forced to announce that our weekly shipment of raws from Japan was accidentally switched with a shipment of Chinese fireworks. Like all good Americans, we love loud noises and bright lights, so rather than attempting to solve the problem, we are all enjoying destroying the office with industrial grade explosives.

When FedUps gets us the correct shipment, subbing will resume, assuming any of us have any fingers left by the end of the holiday weekend.

To all of you dim bulbs out there, that means Naruto will be delayed this week. Please do not write to us asking when it will be released. It will be released when it is done. Any and all complaints about the delay will result in a ban.

In addition, sending us any links to what you think is a "quality" raw will also result in a ban.

Update

The episode has been released. Thank you to everyone who was patient or who sent us messages telling us not to worry about it and to enjoy our weekends. You guys help make up for the fact that we spent our weekend subbing Naruto filler instead of doing something more enjoyable, such as shooting ourselves in the face with a nail gun.

Also, a big SCREW YOU to everyone who wrote in complaining that we are lazy, stupid, or who didn't understand that we actually had a problem and that we were not pulling a prank. We have NEVER deliberately delayed an episode. As always, if you are dissatisfied with our service, we are more than happy to refund your $0.00 and feel free to never visit our website again.